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My first school crush

So as a kid in 3rd grade I wasn't a guy who was looking for a girlfriend type a guy. I mean I liked em, but like as friends. Then I went to 4th grade and everything changed.  I saw girls in a whole  different way, so much so I started hanging out with them like, every day, my friends were  50% of girls, that was about three but that's more than I ever had. Then I saw her, I saw the  the face that defined beauty and the body of a goddess, little did I know she was my future girlfriend lets call her Alicia. She was not new but this was the first time we were in the same class and in my class if you had a crush it was a big deal. Let me paint you a picture, people would hire spies to catch future couples. I mean they kept poles to see who was with who the most and who was the competition. Now I had competition I mean Alicia was the prettiest girl in a school, of course, I was not the only guy who liked her.  I can name everyone who liked her: ALL THE BOYS IN THE CL...

My little brother

Hey I was always told I was sarcastic, but I never believed it then I met my little brother. It's not that he was sarcastic it was that when he was born I finally heard it. Honestly, he was so innocent, I remember one day he went up to me and he asked "Should I use a plate to eat" he was about seven when that happened and I said "No go get a leaf and eat off of that" then I rolled my eyes when I saw him come back in with a leaf trying to share out his dinner. I sighed and then to the leaf away and explained would you have .done the same. Put it in the comments and if you liked that story get ready for a lot more That's just the beginning. Read about me later. My sarcasm crew.